A Day of Mourning....

A relatively well-off Texan gentleman apparently wrecked his $1.7 Million Bugatti Veyron yesterday, claiming that a low-flying pelican frightened him, causing him to veer into a ditch and into a shallow lake.

Now is the time for one of the common folk to purchase a slightly used Veyron, possibly with a salvaged title. It's the only way we could possibly dream to afford one.

Turns out the 34 year old millionaire was texting while driving. There's a lesson for ya.

Thanks for reading.
-Biggs